Udon-It® ? NoodleCrime is Rife on the Streets of Paris

The Japanese contrast  Americans in many ways – witness the silence that enshrouds their culinary encroachment of Parisian streets, settling across our local landscape like snowfall at night. Where a Murder Burger opening in a local museum made Global headlines, (a CBS story by David Turecamo still gets regular viewings), the small avalanche that secured the removal of a much-loved, timeless French Bistrot was strangely noiseless, with nothing more than a discrete smile & a polite bow.

I have watched in fascination and neighbourly goodwill as the transformation of one particular crossroad arrested my famously blinkered attention over the last few years. The Rue Saint Anne meets the Rue Therese where once, like any other Parisian corner, one would have found a café, a tobacconist, a boulangerie & a neighbourhood bistrot.

No longer mes amis.

First, I noticed that the Bistrot in question, already a pretty respectable second generation Udoneria & Gyozaria, had grown to include the ‘Magasin d’a Côté’, proving steady demand for their product. Then, more recently, the café-tabac morphed into a fast-moving Stir-Fly where the live rolling of Gyozas has replaced the rolling of cigarettes. So be it. Smoking ? Go outside !

Well yes. I did. Not to smoke, but to pick up a baguette. The boulangerie is still there…

Or is it ? Closer inspection reveals that this rather run down place with a pretty average offering has had a lifting. Cleaner, brighter & smarter. The little croissants & tarts lined up à la high street jeweler. Under Japanese direction.

The plot unfolds. Just around the corner, a few doors down the Rue Villedo, where until quite recently a gentrified Parisian clientelle of ‘fidèles’ gathered between the welcoming walls of second generation André Genin’s ‘Chez Pauline’ to savour (not so) timeless delicacies like ‘Jambon Persillé’, ‘Ris de veau en croûte’ & a traditional French offering of ‘Gibier’ in the Autumn – well guess what ? – there in this hallowed spot, by far the most classy looking Udoneria in Paris now proudly awaits  you.

Japanese style. Silently. No flags. ‘La Crime Parfait’. Even the facade gives nothing away. As if already an accepted part of the equation.

Open for a bit more than a month, “Kunitoraya” is making many locals happy with the best Tempura in Paris, – excepting that they propose ‘au comptoir’ on the Rue Saint Anne – cold noodles that make the emotional weep & the most essential ingredient any self-respecting Parisian requires – a carefully selected wine list. (Open on Sunday).

Further advancement is in store as the Japanese community busy themselves with ‘dusting off’ other local culinary offerings. The Rue de Richelieu has been short of a Fromagerie for years. It had become an immobilerium. In the coming days our local Indo-Pakistani restaurant, (some ideas are a little strange), will re-open as a chic looking Comptoir de Fromage. Do not expect to be greeted by a man with a handlebar moustache.

But the Japanese might not have it all their way in this game of stealth & surprise as it is played out around the back streets of the Louvre. A ‘Revolutionary’ Rue de Richelieu Panini – well 20 years ago – has departed, leaving behind a lone coke dispenser. The facade, claiming Thai origins, now reads “Kao Pat”.

Get the Saké ?

Paris Burger Wars – more News from the Bun

Following my February posting about the change of pace with regard to American culinary offerings in the Capital, breaking news on Wendy-Lyn’s ‘The Paris Kitchen‘ caught my eye this morning. Who would have ever imagined that Ralph Lauren, Danny Meyer & Michel Romano would loose beauty sleep to open a state of the art Bugerria at the very heart of Paris’s most chic quartier on the Boulevard Saint Germain ? Well, if Wendy (& Alexander Lobrano) are to be believed, it has happened & the photographic evidence provided is pretty convincing. I am left with the vision of various members of the Chambre des Deputés being caught on UTube, defending a misplaced notion of ‘Savoir Vivre à la Française’ – Bun in hand.

Clearly not simply a desire to sell another pair of slacks, this news is altogether heartening, highlighting that the change from ‘without’ that is very much part of the change from ‘within’. Add to this most recent cocktail of Magnificent Mousquetaires, the almost unnoticed disappearence of the ledgendary ‘Chez Pauline’ in the Rue Viledo, Paris 1er – now an up market Japanese Udonaria – include the observant Michael Steinberger’s book, “Au Revoir to All That”, the busy man at Spring, Daniel Rose – at last poised to launch a further salvo with the much awaited opening of his apropriately named ‘Spring’ – & even ignoring the “Blogettes Parisiennes” generously served ‘Plats du Jour’, one can not escape this new reality.

Obama said it. We have it. ‘Change’ est ici.